I just love how, no matter how many times it’s not that simple, they still go look for the body and burn the bones. #you know who I mean
The end is the best part. That’s where they put the heroin. X_x
When you get someone else’s mail in your mailbox…
That feeling when you realize you’ve been cut but don’t remember how
Since my tumblr crowd has been missing out on my latest smokes…
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
ugh, this hits me like a ton of bricks. [emphasis mine]
Nobody ever pays me in unicorns…
(via chaos-and-cookies)
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
Her face… I can’t get over it.
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take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
take 5+ years of spanish (including 2 years at a college level) and then you’ll be able to speak at a 2yr old level!
Live in Miami for 5 years, learn by osmosis.
(via chaos-and-cookies)
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
imagine reading a book of the all the lies you’ve been told
TL;DR
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